I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.

I believe the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped.

A fool with a heart and no sense is just as unhappy as a fool with sense and no heart.

The enemies of living life; outdated little liberals, afraid of their own independence; lackeys of thought, enemies of the person and freedom, decrepit preachers of carrion and rot! What do they have: gray heads, the golden mean, the most abject and philistine giftlessness, envious equality, equality without personal dignity, equality as understood by a lackey or a Frenchman of the year ninety-three...And scoundrells, above all, scoundrels, scoundrels everywhere!

Reason is the slave of passion.

The more incompetent one feels, the more eager he is to fight.

Gentlemen, I am tormented by questions; answer them for me.