Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.

No, evidently habit means a lot. The devil knows what habit can do to a person.

The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he's in prison.

They tease me now, telling me it was only a dream. But does it matter whether it was a dream or reality, if the dream made known to me the truth?

The death of a child is the greatest reason to doubt the existence of God.

Man is unhappy because he doesn't know he's happy. If anyone finds out he'll become happy at once.

One man doesn't believe in god at all, while the other believes in him so thoroughly that he prays as he murders men!