It is not possible to eat me without insisting that I sing praises of my devourer?

I will put up with any mockery rather than pretend that I am satisfied when I am hungry.

It takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently.

Every man has some reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone, but only to his friends.

I never have frustrations. The reason is to wit: Of at first I don't succeed, I quit!

Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.

It is necessary that every man have at least somewhere to go. For there are times when one absolutely must go at least somewhere!