We have all lost touch with life, we all limp, each to a greater or lesser degree.

You must accept it as it is, and hence accept all consequences. A wall is indeed a wall.

I agree that two times two makes four is an excellent thing; but if we are dispensing praise, then two times two makes five is sometimes a most charming little thing as well.

The more I love humanity in general, the less I love man in particular.

I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I think my liver is diseased. Then again, I don't know a thing about my illness; I'm not even sure what hurts.

She looked much younger than her age, indeed, which is almost always the case with women who retain serenity of spirit, sensitiveness and pure sincere warmth of heart to old age.

Homeopathic doses are perhaps the strongest.