I'd like to thank Sony for their gracious hospitality, and for not repeatedly punching me in the face. If I seem a little nervous, it's because Kevin Butler was introduced to me backstage as the VP of sharpening things.

A lot of times I make people better by getting stupid, distracting, bureaucratic stuff off their desk. That's an incredibly easy way to make a senior person more productive.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future. You're going to look like you have magic powers compared to everybody else.

One thing that we have learned is that piracy is not a pricing issue. It's a service issue.

I think that Windows 8 is kind of a catastrophe for everybody in the PC space.

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

The PS3 is a total disaster on so many levels, I think It's really clear that Sony lost track of what customers and what developers wanted.