I can flip my tongue over. Only one in 10,000 people can. I learned that at Ripley's Believe It or Not!

I show up because I’m an asshole, and I want to have a good time.

I don't think my brand of self-confidence and self-assuredness can come from an outside source. It's got to come from me.

I hate Twitter. I think it's disgusting. It's ridiculous that you as a stranger can type something to me, and I see it. Technology has gone too far.

I complain about my life. I used to complain about boys or not being able to drive or failing a test. Now I complain about boys, not being able to drive, and leaving home so much.

My beauty is dark chocolate and it's delicious and it's sweet.

If you're writing on your own, each character is just you. It's just you.