To sweat is to pray, to make an offering of your innermost self. Sweat is holy water, prayer beads, pearls of liquid that release your past. Sweat is an ancient and universal form of self healing, whether done in the gym, the sauna, or the sweat lodge. I do it on the dance floor. The more you dance, the more you sweat. The more you sweat, the more you pray. The more you pray, the closer you come to ecstasy.

There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand.

You have to develop a very thick skin.

Just like I find men who talk sports who don't really know sports annoying, I think men might find women who don't really have a true passion and knowledge of sports maybe not so attractive.

A lot of women seem to think the way to ingratiate themselves is to put down other women or backstab.

People think that celebs make a lot more money than we do. We look for bargains and we do a lot of stuff on our own.

I'll just go guard some villagers or something. Even if they're not in danger.