If we can have drones, we can have brown people on TV, and the world won't end! We need to catch up. We are painfully behind.

In Hollywood, you play a mom and instantly, you've got osteoporosis.

I love romantic comedies. They're for me the easiest thing to do and the most natural to do. There's nothing natural about holding an uzi hanging out of a moving van shooting at people. That's not second nature to me, thank God.

We give a lot of others significance in our lives even when they don't deserve it. It doesn't matter if they're family or if you've known them forever. If they're not good for you, they've got to go.

I was always in the popular crowd, but I really had atrocious teeth. I was encouraged to 'do well in school, 'cause no one's going to marry you!'

I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.

If my real life was half as exciting as what is reported, I would be thrilled.