How was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!
Gail CarrigerA woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done.
Gail CarrigerShe reached inside the wide ruffle and pulled out a little vial. โPoison?โ asked Lady Maccon, tilting her head to one side. โCertainly not. Something far more important: perfume. We cannot very well have you fighting crime unscented, now, can we?โ โOh.โ Alexia nodded gravely. After all, Madame Lefoux was French. โCertainly not.
Gail CarrigerI may be a werewolf and Scottish, but despite what you may have read about both, we are not cads!
Gail Carriger