She was no closer to determining who might want her dead. There were just too many possibilities.

I do not giggle without purpose. Lady Linette says you should never misapply a giggle.

Biffy didn't like enigmas - they were out of fashion.

They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner.

As if being a former vampire drone in a werewolf household were not shocking enough, the maid then opened her mouth and proved that she was also, quite reprehensibly, French.

Lord Akeldama sighed. 'You lovebirds, how will I endure such flirtations constantly in my company? How déclassé, Lord Maccon, to love your own wife.

Follow that porcupine!