One should do what one is best at on as large a scale as possible.

Ah, Lady Maccon, how lovely. I did wonder when you would track us down.” “I was unavoidably delayed by husbands and Ivys,” explained Alexia. “These things, regrettably, are bound to occur when one is married and befriended.

A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief.

...you have been fraternizing with warewolves overmuch! Military men can be terribly bad for one's verbal concatenation!

You do realise modern social mores exist for a reason?" "I was hungry, allowances should be made.

My Hallway" remarked Lord Akeldama,"Has never seen such lively action. And That, my sugarplums, is saying something!

Steampunk is...the love child of Hot Topic and a BBC costume drama