You do realise modern social mores exist for a reason?" "I was hungry, allowances should be made.
Gail CarrigerHow was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!
Gail CarrigerMy Hallway" remarked Lord Akeldama,"Has never seen such lively action. And That, my sugarplums, is saying something!
Gail CarrigerLord Maccon believed that if his trousers were on his legs, and something else was on his torso, he was dressed. The less done after that, the better. His wife had been startled to find that in the summertime, he actually went around their room barefoot! Once -- and only once, mind you -- he even attempted to join her for tea in such a state. Impossible man. Alexia put a stop to that posthaste.
Gail Carriger