As with most things in life, Lady Maccon preferred the civilized exterior to the dark underbelly (with the exception of pork products, of course.)

These feelings you engender in me, my lord, are most indelicate. You should stop causing them immediately.

Follow that porcupine!

My petal. Westminster’s toy had tea issues. Thank Biffy and Lyall. Toodle pip. A.

Biffy didn't like enigmas - they were out of fashion.

I love him so very much. As Romeo did Jugurtha, as Pyramid did Thirsty, as-" "Oh, please, no need to elaborate further," interjected Alexia, wincing. "But what would my family SAY to such a union?" "They would say that yours hats had leaked into your head," muttered Alexia, unheard under her breath.

...Tunstell was not what one could describe as call subtle. His flaming red hair bobbed up with each pointed and articulated footstep as though he were some cloaked Gothic villain creeping across a stage.