Rail is such an undignified way to travel. All that rapid racing about. Floating has so much more gravitas.

Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats.

Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.

Captain Niall, having apparently resigned himself to losing his quarry, was savaging her horsehair petticoat into teeny, tiny shreds. "Really, what did my poor petticoat do to offend?

They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner.

I kissed her," he explained, aggrieved. "Mmm, yes, I had the dubious pleasure of witnessing that, ah-hem, overly public occurrence." Lyall sharpened his pen nib, using a small copper blade that ejected from the end of his glassicals. "Well! Why hasn't she done anything about it?" the Alpha wanted to know. "You mean like whack you upside the noggin with that deadly parasol of hers? I would be cautious in that area if I were you.

She had to give her teachers credit: they were right to insist all pupils carry scissors, handkerchiefs, perfume and hair ribbons at all times. At some point she'd learn why they also required a red lace doily and a lemon.