There are words to describe her, my dear, but one does not repeat them in polite company.
Gail CarrigerAt such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his attack. โWell, my word! You canโt threaten me, youโre pregnant!
Gail CarrigerThe Gamma paused. โYou have a crazed werewolf in your wine cellar?โ โYou can think of a better place to stash him?โ โWhat about the wine?
Gail CarrigerThe bowl landed, in glorious perfection, atop the head of Mrs Barnaclegoose, who was not the kind of woman to appreciate the finer points of being crowned by trifle.
Gail Carriger