In college, the guys aren't worrying about whether they'll be able to pursue their career dreams and still have kids.

For a border state, I would argue that Texas is less lunatic on the subject of immigration issues than other places around it, like Arizona. They're much more comfortable with their long-term identity as a place with a very large Hispanic population.

I just really like Houston despite its craziness. There is a sense of energy and a kind of excitement, 'We're going places and God knows what'll happen next.' It's very interesting. It's very exciting.

This is the moment when I should also admit that when the Internet first arrived I kept telling people it was a fad.

Whenever you bring up women's internal workings, guys want to change the subject. Unless, of course, they're trying to change the laws.

You can hit as many revolutions as you want, but women are always going to wear uncomfortable shoes that look good.

Illegal immigration can never be completely stopped, no matter how high the wall or how many patrol agents you have watching it.