Scotland is the best place in the whole world.
What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on!
I'm so bored of all these girls who have written about 20 books by the time they're 25.
I don't miss my pin-up days. I'm far too old for that malarkey.
Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.
Bald is the new black!