Bald is the new black!
When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.
I don't think I'm that intelligent. I think I'm semi-intelligent.
I just don't think men fancy me.
Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato.
My mum brought me up to think that personal happiness is more important than your family.