If you’ve got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others don’t.

I always remember writing a page of jokes for a comedian and handing it to him backstage at a club and he read it and then took his cigarette lighter and lit the page on...

You can't have an actor where the audience says, aw, that poor, sweet guy. You got to get somebody who's, like, nondescript in a way or just somebody that looks a little like they should get it. So this is all I learned actually learn from Lucy [Ball].

I think men should go see Beaches too. I think they'll understand women better.

I like to get up in the morning and see people.

I'm a little older and I'm gonna do a bunch more movies and then they're gonna put me in a home for old directors.

Women are pretty good. Women usually fight about some stupid guy and then when they figure out it's just a stupid guy they make up and move on.