The poor are the only ones who suffer. And they're used to it.

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.

Most writers seem to prefer the morning, or they feel at their best in the morning. Ideas are popping into your head while you're in the shower. And that's true for me, as well.

Keith Knight is mapping out a previously unknown vector of the vast cartoon universe.

That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the entertainment of others. If they feel guilty enough, they write happy endings.

Once a week, I am a very desperate man.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.