I asked if I could read for the role of Kevin Costner's caddy in Tin Cup. It was a fun learning experience, even though Cheech Marin got the part.

Our future is not unpredictable, our future is simply the result of choices we have made.

Someday in heaven, when the angels all sing, well, these rags that I'm wearing will be fit for a king.

No one will ever touch Elvis

She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice, a little crazy, but it's nice. And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone, cause she'll rage like a river then she'll beg you to forgive her.

You were standin' way too close to see it fall apart. And there were things you couldn't hear, 'cause you were listening with your heart.

When you sit on something trying to preserve it, you die and become sterile.