I don't know why people enjoy what I do. I play piano and sing a few songs - and that's about as exciting as I want it to get. The people who come to my shows will have to bring a good book!

I'm not a good time-off person. I'm awful on holiday. It comes from having that period when I didn't work. That really was the worst bit.

Are you tired? You should be! You've been running through my mind all day.

I’m secretly hoping for the full five.

I quite like being who I am.

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic.

The trouble with the artists this year is they are all obsessed with Twitter and headlines. It feels like they are all getting a bit above themselves.