I don't know why people enjoy what I do. I play piano and sing a few songs - and that's about as exciting as I want it to get. The people who come to my shows will have to bring a good book!

I’m secretly hoping for the full five.

The trouble with the artists this year is they are all obsessed with Twitter and headlines. It feels like they are all getting a bit above themselves.

I don't think you'll ever be happy about anything unless you've done it.

I might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas.

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic.

It wasn't not being famous any more, or even not being a recording artist. It was having nobody who needed me, no phones ringing, nothing to do. Because I'm still too young to do nothing. I was only 24 when all that happened. Now, at 40, I feel I've got more to give than I ever have.