Acting is a trick word invented in the festival of Dionysus, before Christ, in Greece at a fertility festival. That's where theatre came from: a fertility festival. No women were allowed. All the men played all the parts.

Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity.

Acting is a trick word invented in the festival of Dionysus, before Christ, in Greece at a fertility festival. That's where theatre came from: a fertility festival. No women were allowed. All the men played all the parts.

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.

Faith gives me the ability to rise above anything, because what is true in the spiritual realm is forever true. It cannot be denied.