A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.

We were both chumps. But you know what? It's not so bad when you're chumps together.

So you just went in and told him to give you two Cokes and he gave them to you?" "No, I didn't just go in and tell him to give me two Cokes. I asked for a Coke for me and a Coke for the skinny thug sitting on the library steps.

Maybe the Snowy Heron is going to come off pretty badly when the planes come together. Maybe. But he's still proud and beautiful. His head is high, and he's got this sharp beak that's facing out to the world.He's okay for now.

Okay, so maybe sometimes the real world is smiles and miracles.

Reader, I kissed her. A quiet walk we had, she and I.

If Romeo had never met Juliet, maybe they both would have still been alive, but what they would have been alive for is the question Shakespeare wants us to answer.