Anyone wanna play Dungeons & Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

Role-playing games are contests in which the players usually cooperate as a group to achieve a common goal rather than compete to eliminate one another from play.... Role games ... bring players together in a mutual effort.

Somebody said they threw their copy of Dungeons and Dragons into the fire, and it screamed. It's a game! The magic spells in it are as real as the gold. Try retiring on that stuff.

Random chance plays a huge part in everybody's life.

I hated school, didn't like the discipline.

I wasn't popular in the home office because I wasn't chicken. I'm just a risk taker. I have gut instincts.

As a typically ambitious player, I did what all others of that ilk do: Everything I could do to gain advantage for my PCs and rise in level as rapidly as possible.