How simple life is. We buy a fish. We are fed. We sit close to each other, we talk and then we go to bed.

How simple life is. We buy a fish. We are fed. We sit close to each other, we talk and then we go to bed.

I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.

I think libertarians need somebody who can articulate getting from A to Z. But you know, if G is achievable, how about it? Let's get there!

It's not 2038 that Social Security is bankrupt. It's now.

I was on NPR's All Things Considered yesterday. The question was, 'You're on the torture rack, they're going to kill you, who are you going to vote for? Mitt Romney, or Barack Obama? I said, 'Look, I've climbed Mount Everest. I know how to do what it takes. Take this to the bank: I would rather die.'

Life's a party. Invite yourself.