I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.