I've always considered myself to be fiercely patriotic. I love Britain - its history and the down-to-earth attitude people have.

I was always a bit different. I had a very happy childhood, but I could never hang on to mates.

When I was a kid it was big news when someone flew around the world in a little aeroplane, but nobody cared when I did it. Then, to rub salt into my wounds, the customs people ripped my aeroplane to pieces, looking for stuff.

I'll be the in to your sane.

I'm hopeless at small talk and have a problem making eye contact.

I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death.

I actually have two hats in my office; one says "network," one says "studio." Paul Lee over at ABC sent those over to us and I find it very useful.