She looked confused. She looked off-balance. That's a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.
Gary ReillyWork/Loaf Ratioโ...I have spent fourteen years perfecting... I won't bore you with a long-winded explanation of the โW/LRโ save to say that it is an algebraic formula of such complex numeric subtlety that it can be understood only by mathematicians and hobos.
Gary Reilly... occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That's my kind of jogging.
Gary ReillyBeing a cab river is not unlike being a magician--minus the top hat, the cape, the rabbit, an the gorgeous assistant. But you do have an audience.
Gary Reilly