First rule of Teach Kane a Lesson: you donโt talk about Teach Kane a Lesson. Second rule of Teach Kane a Lesson: you donโt talk about Teach Kane a Lesson. Third rule of Teach Kane a Lesson: if someone taps out, you just keep fighting. Fourth rule of Teach Kane a Lesson: there are no rules. Got it?
Gena ShowalterYeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.
Gena ShowalterSometimes, the loneliness probably got to be too much and anyone seemed better than no one.
Gena ShowalterHeโd pleasured Hera and a few thousand others, and when Hera learned about those thousand othersโฆheads had rolled.
Gena ShowalterHe had no one but himself to blame, for heโd opened himself up to it. Just a fraction at first, like a crack in a window. But the funny thing was, once you welcomed in a breeze, there was no stopping what came next. A wind, a storm, thunder and lightning, until you could no longer reach the window to close itโand didnโt really want to anyway. Thatโs what this new darkness was. Evil in its purest form... -Paris
Gena Showalter