Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William
Gena ShowalterAny tips for winning?โ sheโd asked. โYeah. Do what you gotta do to survive.โ โThatโs it? Wow. You suck at pep talks.
Gena ShowalterYou are not Kaia the Disappointment. Do you hear me? Thatโs what I was trying to tell you earlier. You are Kaia the Mighty. How many Harpies out there do you think could have brought down the most badass Lord of the Underworld? The same Lord who also happens to be the strongest, sexiest and smartest. And by the way, in case thereโs any doubt, Iโm describing me.
Gena ShowalterHeโd pleasured Hera and a few thousand others, and when Hera learned about those thousand othersโฆheads had rolled.
Gena ShowalterWilliam: I just had the best idea ever. Let's give Maddox a ring. Paris: You mean propose to him? To grumpy ole Maddox? Willie, why didn't you tell us you're a masochist, who swung that way? You're so delicate, he'll rip you to shreds the moment you climb into his bed. Plus, he's hitched himself to Ashlyn. You try to lay a move on him, and that sweet thang will rearrange your face. William: I mean call him, you idiot. What's with you tonight? Permanent brain damage? We'll breath heavily and ask him what he's wearing. I bet no one's phone sexed him before.
Gena Showalter