The devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the angel on my left.

He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper.

There was something so best-musical-ever when people screamed and begged for mercy, and she could listen to a good musical all day.

Cole chuckled, saying, “Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, but fear of Ali Bell is just called logic.

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist

Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a can of Mace in one hand and pepper spray in the other.” - Katie Jorlan's expression turned mocking. “Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a feather in one hand and massage oil in the other.

By the way, only a real man can accept his feminine side." "I don't know who fed you that line of garbage, but I can promise she's laughing at you right now.