Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.

I was trained to be an actor, not a star.

That's the great thing about plankton. It pretty much keeps to itself.

Five players on the floor functioning as a single unit: team, team, team-no one more important than the other.

It really costs me a lot emotionally to watch myself on-screen. I think of myself, and feel like I'm quite young, and then I look at this old man with the baggy chins and the tired eyes and the receding hairline and all that.

I do not like assassins, or men of low character.

Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.