When I meet a woman, I don't think, 'Gee, I wonder if she's read the latest thesis by Stephen Hawking? I think, 'Great tits.'

Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

The most important word in American, in Western culture, is "I."

Trees acquire strength by growing slowly and flexing with the pressures of nature. Us too.

I'm in a weird band. We've done very well. The American Dream is alive and well.

Nobody does just one thing. But the real difference between being an entrepreneur and everyone else in the world is the ability to monetize. I am an entrepreneur in the classic mold.

The root of all evil isn't money; rather, it's not having enough money.