Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left.

People who are qualified are symphonic orchestra players and jazz musicians; they're qualified to do what they do. Rock stars are lucky. It's a combination of right time, right place and having certain genes or a gimmick or whatever, but it's really not anything more than sugar. It tastes good and goes away fast.

Most people are so busy living they neglect to take the time to ask why.

We don't know whether or not it's the Farewell Tour odr the Jews in Space Tour, which I prefer as a title.

Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left.

I'm pissed at a nickel because it isn't a dime.

You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.