Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don't think it's sexy, or funny, there's no way I can change your mind.

I would rather turn my head and cough than see any part of 'Patch Adams' again.

Is this film more interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch?

There is a point when a personal opinion shades off into an error of fact.

We don't pretend to disagree.

But you know, really, if you think about it Roger and I and all critics really have one absolute essential part of our credentials and that is that you believe that that is actually what we think.

A film that aims low should not be praised for hitting that target.