I feel like no matter what happens in my career endeavors after today, going to grad school is one of the best decisions I've ever made.

I have some advice: Unless she is pregnant or handicapped, don't give up a seat to a woman unless you KNOW she is well over 60. Trust me on this, even if I am a liberal.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

The odd thing is that Trump's hand movements don't seem to coordinate with the topic at hand. Most pols manage to make their hand movements correspond with the message, so a slash will accompany emphasis, etc. Trump's got about three moves, the most notable of which is his "okay" gesture, making a circle with his thumb and forefinger. Anyway, Trump has only a few gestures, including that one, and to my eye he uses them seemingly indiscriminately. I've seen him use the "okay/f.u." sign to be pedantic.

I believe men's faces come in two kinds: Faces that need a blade, and faces that need an electric. I never was happy with an electric. I became pizzaneck.

I don't think the people of Chicago should be robbed of their birthright to be perennial losers.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.