Rhyme is cool again. It's because of hip-hop. Bless you, hip-hop.

Donald Trump would never belong to a church that required a ten percent hit. He's too smart.

I disagree with those who suggest that we permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it can kill you. That is sheer hysteria. I think we should permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it has been making us sick for quite a while.

The advent of DNA testing, and the number of convictions thrown out, has confirmed that we've put LOTS of innocent people to death. There need not be any other argument against death penalty.

Shakespeare was such a splendid vulgarian.

I very much believe in the Intentional Fallacy. If Donald Trump lies and dopes and bumbles and staggers his way into peace in the middle east, he gets credit for it. He owns it.

Making stuff up is the worst thing a journalist can do. Plagiarizing is the second worst.