It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

When Trump says fake news, he means journalism that makes points with which he disagrees, usually about him.

I think I might prefer women without makeup. Though I don't really know, because I am not good at identifying makeup. I once wrote in the chat, a long time ago, that my wife wore no mascara. She later informed me dryly that she has worn mascara every day that I ever knew her. Or maybe eye liner. I forget. Which is the one you always wear, girls.

Nationalism and patriotism are two sides of the same coin, and the most nationalistic / patriotic country in the last 300 years was Germany during the Third Reich.

When my daughter was a senior in high school, I remember noticing, almost in passing, that her friends were very cute. Which made me realize her friends' fathers probably found Molly very cute.

Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.