If an angel were to tell us about his philosophy, I believe many of his statements might well sound like '2 x 2= 13'.
Georg C. LichtenbergOne must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
Georg C. LichtenbergWhen an acquaintance goes by I often step back from my window, not so much to spare him the effort of acknowledging me as to spare myself the embarrassment of seeing that he has not done so.
Georg C. LichtenbergIf there were only turnips and potatoes in the world, someone would complain that plants grow the wrong way.
Georg C. Lichtenberg