How did mankind ever come by the idea of liberty? What a grand thought it was!

If another Messiah was born he could hardly do so much good as the printing-press.

Deliberate virtue is never worth much: The virtue of feeling or habit is the thing.

There are many who believe that 'Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence!' Whether you are indeed 'married' or if you are 'single', I am sure that funny quotes on weddings and marriages always tend to put a wicked smile to the face. It is often said that 'People who are married are often desperate to get out of it and people who are single can't wait to get in!'

If an angel were to tell us about his philosophy, I believe many of his statements might well sound like '2 x 2= 13'.

When a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, must it always have come from the book?

Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum.