Delight at having understood a very abstract and obscure system leads most people to believe in the truth of what it demonstrates.

There are people who possess not so much genius as a certain talent for perceiving the desires of the century, or even of the decade, before it has done so itself.

A man of spirit must not think of the word difficulty as so much as existing. Away with it!

Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.

Nowadays beautiful women are counted among the talents of their husbands.

The most entertaining surface on earth is the human face.

There are many who believe that 'Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence!' Whether you are indeed 'married' or if you are 'single', I am sure that funny quotes on weddings and marriages always tend to put a wicked smile to the face. It is often said that 'People who are married are often desperate to get out of it and people who are single can't wait to get in!'