There are many who believe that 'Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence!' Whether you are indeed 'married' or if you are 'single', I am sure that funny quotes on weddings and marriages always tend to put a wicked smile to the face. It is often said that 'People who are married are often desperate to get out of it and people who are single can't wait to get in!'

To do the opposite of something is also a form of imitation, namely an imitation of its opposite.

One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.

One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

One of our forefathers must have read a forbidden book.

A clever child brought up with a foolish one can itself become foolish. Man is so perfectible and corruptible he can become a fool through good sense.

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.