There are many who believe that 'Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence!' Whether you are indeed 'married' or if you are 'single', I am sure that funny quotes on weddings and marriages always tend to put a wicked smile to the face. It is often said that 'People who are married are often desperate to get out of it and people who are single can't wait to get in!'

One should never trust a person who, while assuring you of something, puts his hands on his heart.

The writer who cannot sometimes throw away a thought about which another man would have written dissertations, without worry whether or not the reader will find it, will never become a great writer.

To make a vow is a greater sin than to break one.

As soon as you know a man to be blind, you imagine that you can see it from his back.

The man was such an intellectual he was of almost no use.

He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.