Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills.

Men still have to be governed by deception.

If an angel were to tell us about his philosophy, I believe many of his statements might well sound like '2 x 2= 13'.

The highest point to which a weak but experienced mind can rise is detecting the weakness of better men.

If people should ever start to do only what is necessary millions would die of hunger.

A man is never more serious than when he praise himself.

Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.