The American who first discovered Columbus made a bad discovery.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum.
A sure sign of a good book is that you like it more the older you get.
Barbaric accuracy - whimpering humility.
Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills.