The most realistic blood I've seen is when Marlon Brando gets beat up in On The Waterfront.

I expect a zombie to show up on Sesame Street soon, teaching kids to count.

Anybody who tunes into Rush Limabaugh already knows what he's going to say and is already inclined to agree. So it winds up creating tribes.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

Ever since 'Lassie' and 'Old Yeller', I won't watch animal movies. Animals in movies always die.

People called 28 Days and 28 Weeks zombie movies, and they're not! It's some sort of virus; they're not dead.