Ever since 'Lassie' and 'Old Yeller', I won't watch animal movies. Animals in movies always die.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

I don't want a zombie society. I don't want to go that far.

I think you're only free if you're working on very low or huge money.

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

My opinion of a good zombie walk is to loll your head as if it's a little too heavy and the muscles have begun to atrophy.

Ever since 'Lassie' and 'Old Yeller', I won't watch animal movies. Animals in movies always die.