I've gotten letters, but mostly from Bible-belt types who say, you must be Satan! They come right out and call me Satan and hope that I'm damned to hell.

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

I like guys who are understandable and good guys who are flawed.

My opinion of a good zombie walk is to loll your head as if it's a little too heavy and the muscles have begun to atrophy.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

Everybody knows the rules, even though some break those rules.

My stuff is my stuff. Sometimes it's not as successful as some of the other stuff. But it's my stuff.