In scattering seeds of kindness, do it by hand and not by machine.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.

A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.

Every Man is the Architect of his own Fortunes, but the Neighbours superintend the Construction.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.