Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?

Golf is like hunting and fishing. What counts is the companionship and fellowship of friends, not what you catch or shoot.

Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.

It's mass confusion. I'm guessing on every shot. About the only thing left for me is acupuncture in the brain.